A Minor-League Baseball Game, Through the Eyes of Three Seven Year Olds

When do we get snacks?

Now?

Now?

Stand up? Aw, man...

I can do an armpit fart. Watch!

Oh, yeah? Mine's better!

(Dancing)

Hot dogs!

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

I'll go with you!

(Cartwheels in the men's room. Literally.)

I want popcorn!

I want ice cream!

(Dancing)

(Climbing railings)

Ice cream! (celebration ensues)

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

I'll go with you!

(Urinal bumping. Don't ask.)

Seventh inning what?

(Dancing)

I want lemonade!

Me too!

Aw, man...

I have to go to the bathroom.

Me too!

(return)

Who won?