News, Views and Careers for All of Higher Education
Jan. 17
Academic squabbles are often compared to cat fights, but as one who has owned cats for several decades, I’ve come to believe that such analogies are unfair to felines. Cats, for instance, instinctively know to terminate a chase when they would consume more calories than their prey would provide. And even the pugilist tabbies I’ve owned eventually learned to give wide berth to rivals who consistently bloodied them. All of this suggests that cats may be more evolutionarily advanced than a lot of academics. In the spirit of all those What I Learned from My Cat books now moldering on remainder shelves, here are eight academic debates left over from last year that aren’t worth the calories, let along the anguish.
1. What Do We Do About Poorly Prepared Incoming Students? How about teach them? It seems like I’ve been hearing the same tape loop since I was 18 and was told my generation was ignoramus-ridden because it had no training in Latin. Let’s just admit that each generation comes to the table with different skill sets and move on. This is the ultimate lost chase. What students ought to know is irrelevant when faced with a classroom of those who don’t know it.
2. The Great Books versus Multicultural Readings: This is another tired horse ready for pasturage. We’ve been fighting over the canon for so long that it has escaped the debaters’ notice that the passion for books has fallen from fashion. I, for one, am grateful when students read anything and get excited. If they want to declare Neil Gaiman graphic novels part of the canon, that’s fine with me if it helps us talk about myth, archetypes, and culture.
3. Should the Academy Operate According to a Consumer Model? If you answered “no,” prepare to be boarded; your ship has been vanquished. The high price tag of higher ed makes it a market-place commodity and it’s as naïve to assert that a college education is its own reward as to believe that the Olympics are a still bastion of amateurism. Whether we like it or not, kids shop for courses just like they hit the mall. Profs and departments can assume the crusty purist’s demeanor, or they can start making course offerings jazzier and sexier. The latter path leads to the vitality, the first to extinction. If you don’t believe it, ask a classicist or a labor historian.
4. Why Should Faculty Be Forced to Be Tech-Savvy? Because it’s the 21st century, we’re educators, and we need to communicate with students. Every campus has a few cranks who wear electronic illiteracy as a badge of honor. They walk about in crumpled garb, wax eloquent about the glories of their old Olivetti, and brag they don’t use e-mail. The rest of us tolerate them as if they were an eccentric aunt, and defend them when students grouse about them. Here’s a better idea: Give students the e-mail addresses of the department chair and the academic dean. Just in case they wish to register their complaints.
5. Should Colleges Be Required to Dip Deeper into Endowment Funds? Yes, but this debate is really not worth having as the future is clear: Either everyone will follow the preemptive lead of those well-endowed schools that have begun spending a higher percentage of their endowment, or Congress will act and impose the same 5 percent standard with which foundations must comply.
6. How Can We Improve Our ‘U.S. News & World Report’ Rating? Unless you’re a member of an embattled admissions department, who cares? The battle worth fighting would be a campaign to put all such Miss Congeniality-modeled guides out of business. I’d happily don armor for a federated effort to do that.
7. Are Campus Conservatives the Victim of Discrimination? Does anyone have any spare crocodile tears for the group that pretty much runs the country? What a silly debate. There’s a difference between being a minority and being a victim, just as there’s a difference between free speech and the guarantee that others will agree with you. When stripped to its basics the brief is that neo-cons feel uncomfortable in places like Amherst, Berkeley, Cambridge, and Madison. Well, duh! That’s like a vegetarian complaining about the menu at a Ponderosa Steakhouse. Oddly enough, one seldom hears pleas for more feminists at faith-based institutions, pacifists at military academies, or evolutionary scientists on the Mike Huckabee campaign staff.
8. Ward Churchill or David Horowitz? Neither please! If nothing else, can we resolve that in 2008 we will uphold the principle that propaganda of any sort has no place in the college classroom? That would also solve the conservative complaint above. Best of all, it would relegate the boorish Churchill and Horowitz to the obscurity they have so richly earned.
Everyone altogether now: Meow!
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Every one of these issues listed here follows from diverse ideals of education and teaching. Instead of debating which ones are best,however, perhaps Mr. Weir would provide a list of which battles he feels are worth fighting.
Mark Bauerlein, at 8:45 am EST on January 17, 2008
So often, it’s assumed that a consumer model means copying what industrial producers do. Well, we don’t make widgets, and our students aren’t buying a product. Thinkk about another kind of consumer model. We are more like a restaurant, with a changing menu, different day and evening choices, and a rather odd schedule. For a good model to follow, look at _Chaarlie Trotter’s Lessons in Excellence_ and _Charlie Trotter’s Lessons in Service_. Both may ideas that can be applied within our framework, and he also has some good advice on how to enable the staff to be as productive and with as good an attitude as we’d really like to be.
Virginia Bemis, at 9:30 am EST on January 17, 2008
I’ll tell you what WE (and many other “open door” institutions) do about underprepared students. Of course we teach them, but we are also working hard with K-12 partners to align curriculum and improve instructional strategies so that a high school diploma actually means the graduate is ready for college. JUST teaching underprepared students perpetuates a broken system and frustrates the hell out of students who are eager to make their college experience a valuable one (in terms of college credits and job qualifications). Until math is determined to be as outdated as latin, we’ll keep looking for more effective ways to “skin this cat” (so to speak).
Apologies to all cats (who are among the greatest of survivors) for my perversion of the metaphor.
Laurel Semmes, at 10:35 am EST on January 17, 2008
” .. Oddly enough, one seldom hears pleas for more .. pacifists at military academies ..”
Actually, for those well-read, that statement is rather odd, as the U.S. military academies were just ranked Top 20 as lee-burr-al arts colleges —
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/30...=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss
Thus, most likely, the average military academy student is far better read on pacifism than the average senior faculty member in retirement. And, BTW, I’ve never heard of such students declaring war on any country — unlike the 9/11 crew.
This is as opposed to certain groups who donate to Democrats approximately 92% of the time.
Of course, those groups are so strong of character, they would never allow their biases to be known in one-sided “teach-ins,” organized initiatives (see today’s IHE on climate change), political donations, faculties comprised 100% of registered Democrats, etc. And Santa Claus does exist.
Russ Poter, at 10:45 am EST on January 17, 2008
I have cats as well, and have learned from them the following (well, not really, they’ve taught me nothing about this topic, but it’s fun to start my response this way): While it’s true that a passion for reading cannot be taught, and that many of of today’s college students do not have a passion for reading, the habit of reading can be instilled by college teachers. We have sticks (grades) and carrots (we love certain great books, and can convey something about their greatness when we teach) at our disposal. I see no reason, other than laziness or lack of courage, to capitulate to the standards of non-reading students. There are great books that you love and for which you have a passion. Teach your non-reading students those great books, Mr. Weir. That’s your job.
Laurie Fendrich, at 10:45 am EST on January 17, 2008
On the whole, I think this is right: these are issues where the realities have moved on. But these are not, in my experience, the real fights. These are the things we like to talk about when we’re not really working: the real fights are about student learning assessment, about class sizes, about who owns online courses, about whether online work counts, about tenure v. adjunctification, about whose courses belong in general education (which is where the whole Great Books debate still has some weight).
There are some serious issues out there, mostly simmering in committee meetings. Lets bring them out in the open.
Jonathan Dresner, at 1:00 pm EST on January 17, 2008
When does one give up on a fight worth fighting? After fifteen bloody rounds? or thirty? or never? Universities have adopted buisness models and become course malls of sorts. So what. Those of us who know what matters will resist, go underground, teach behind figurative stairwells. Crusty posing has nothing to do with it. And the courses that matter are not buffet items on an academic menu. They enlarge minds, they alter outlooks, they can affect lives — and often not without some pain for the surprised and then, one hopes, the engaged student who may at first be one of few. But word gets around and more will come, assuming undergraduates are no less alive and struggling than their predecessors were in past generations. In the literature classroom the great books are not just on a hallowed list. They are the fictions, poems, dramas and memoirs that reach for something real in our lives, again, often something painful but also enlarging of mind, heart and spirit. If we have the heart to teach such books then we are really up to something, although if talking about culture and myth is just talk, well then, why not Gaiman?
John Hill, at 1:30 pm EST on January 17, 2008
Au contraire, Professor Weir—for all eight questions SHALL HENCEFORTH BE open and worthy of debate, despite your jokey decrees—even on Latin (read, if you wish: the currently abysmal state of foreign language training in US schools and how to correct this deficiency. HINT: “Diversity awareness", “multiculturalism", and “openness to the Other” probably are not weighty aids in parsing, understanding, and translating foreign language texts) as well as on Churchill and Horowitz (read: accountability—scholarly, ethical, fiscal, and qualitative—in higher education and how and who should ensure them).
J A DeLater, at 5:05 pm EST on January 17, 2008
My wife spoils her two cats, teaches them no tricks (except to beg and wait by the refrigerator) and the semi-wild neighborhood cats fend for themselves.
While scarred and scrawny, the neighborhood cats learn what they need to survive; they do not require a teacher (except for keen observation and Mother Nature’s instincts).
The scrawny,semi-wild neighborhood cats kick our fat, pampered, spoiled feline’s tails. Every time.
The lesson, if there be one? Maybe:watch out for cats educated outside the U.S.
Dr. F. Gump, at 4:10 am EST on January 18, 2008
Of course, many students simply want to get high grades for as little work as possible. Of course, administrators and some others will push for various changes in order to show that they are active in their jobs. Nevertheless, one of the primary responsibilities of teachers is to transmit traditions of knowledge. Such transmission is not only for the sake of imparting skills to students, but has wider personal dimensions for students and cultural consequences for a society. I am profoundly grateful to my teachers who showed me the importance and pleasure of the great traditions of knowledge (in science, in the fine arts, in philosophy, in history, etc.). I am glad my teachers did not cater to the trends of the popular culture of the day (1980’s). Had they done so, I would have been intellectually impoverished. Please, teachers, do not impoverish your students by catering to their cultural assumptions. Please, teachers, do not unthinkingly believe that pedagogical and technological novelty indicates improvement. That would be a non sequitur. (If you never learned Latin, you may have to look up that phrase.)
Angelo, Professor at Liberal Arts College, at 3:00 pm EST on January 19, 2008
Mr. Poter —
Your suggestion that students in military academies are more aware of pacifism than students in other colleges, while it may be true, does not disprove the claim that “one seldom hears pleas for more...pacifists at military academies.” If these pleas are being made, especially by campus conservatives, I would be interested in hearing about them. (I would also like to hear about college conservative and/or Republican organizations working to encourage their classmates to enlist in the military to go fight in the war they so strongly support).
And if you want college professors to be less supportive of Democrats, as you seem to, may I suggest that having the Republican Secretary of Education call our union a “terrorist organization” is not an especially good form of outreach?
Ted, at 11:05 am EST on January 22, 2008
You say that there is a difference between freedom of speech and a guarentee that anyone will agree that speech — correct but not the point —
On todays campus the reason that conservatives feel threatened is because they are.No conservative speaker can go to a liberal campus and give a speech without being booed, screamed at, and physically threatened.
This is not free speach — this is the NAZI er I mean liberal mindset today. Liberal speech must always be heard and praised, conservative speech must be shouted down.
And while we’re talking about ruling the country — the last time I looked Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reed were not conservatives.
Steve Minton, at 11:25 am EDT on June 23, 2008
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The Endowment Payout Myth
Actually, a lot of these items really are deserving of thoughtful debate. But items #5 on endowment funds is rather trivial. What elite colleges can do is increase the endowment payout while simultaneously moving more of their donations from the annual budget to the endowment budget. Thus, universities will simply play a chess game where they increase the payout while putting more money into the endowment. The only worry is that if Congress starts meddling in higher education, where will they stop?
John K. Wilson, collegefreedom.org, at 7:00 am EST on January 17, 2008