“Finals Week is Coming Around”

You better crack down, you better not wait,

It’s time to review, ‘cause these are the days;

Finals week is coming around.

 

We’re taking derivatives not once, but twice,

We’re ‘gonna find out where optimums lie,

‘Cause finals week is coming around

 

You better crack down, you better not wait,

You better review, ‘cause these are the days;

Finals week is coming around.

 

For now there’ll be no sleeping,

Coffee to stay awake,

The results, they could be bad or good,

We hope for good, for goodness sake!

 

You better crack down, you better not wait,

You better review, ‘cause these are the days;

Finals week is coming around.

 

Supply curves slope up

But demand downward must go,

Find low-d-high minus hi-d-low.

Finals week is coming around!

 

You better crack down, you better not wait,

You better review, ‘cause these are the days;

Finals week is coming around.

 

Smith said the world ran by a hand we can’t see

When it all fell apart, Keynes showed us C+I+G.

Finals week is coming around!

 

You better crack down, you better not wait

You better review, ‘cause these are the days;

Finals week is coming around.

 

Correlation and regression are the focus today;

When x grows forever, 1/x goes away.

Finals week is coming around.

 

You better crack down, you better not wait;

You better review, cause these are the days.

Finals week is coming around.

 

It’s been a good semester, but now it is time for a break,

Hope your time away is awesome and great!

Finals week is coming around!

 

   . . . Wishing all of my students the best as the semester ends! Thank you for the last few months!